I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella
need me a freak like that
i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there
fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
fucking what
Scientist's accidental discovery makes coral grow 40x faster >
gendernihilistanarchocommunist:
It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.!!!!
Robot evolves
reblog to banish depressive spells
darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
grand wizard and his young apprentice
These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.
i can finally die in peace
