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thenbhdofficial:

danascullys:

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

littlegayzigzag:

littlegayzigzag:

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

spiroandthelacktones:

eartharchives:

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

!!!!

Title: In The Pipe (Mario Party 2)
Artist: Hironao Yamamoto

juneboba:

trasemc:

Wow!! i love it

shiftythrifting:

you know what time it is babey!!!

glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

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